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Guest Reviews

"I checked in for one night and now I'm a background dancer in Room 329... send help."

"The vending machine whispered my ex's name. 10/10 immersive heartbreak."

"Thought it was a themed Airbnb. Turns out I'm emotionally unavailable now. Thanks."

"Met a girl named Raven. She bit me. Honestly kinda hot."

"I came for the free WiFi. I stayed for the existential crisis."